Wednesday, May 2, 2007

TIT-illating Not So Uncommon

Question:

Do boobs really titillate a mans senses or is it just a reconnection with his mother?

Answer:

Sometimes the issue of boobs can be a 'long' story, especially for anyone who has nursed a baby or two.

Men have always been fascinated by the glam glands and have never kept that a secret. Most overtly stare when they find a pair that appeal to them and so they should because a nice pair of boobs is worth appreciating. They have long since lost their fear of being smacked by those they openly ogle and some even long for the smack (pain and pleasure theory).

What you have to ask yourself is this, does the entire mammary gland appeal to you or is it just the nipple?

If it's the entire breast, then you're a reasonably normal male who can be dropped to the knees at the sight of cleavage, however, if it is specifically the nipple you desire, you're most likely longing to pick up the phone and call your mother.

Breast feeders across the nation suffer from what many experts qualify as separation anxiety. You spent many months suckling on your mothers breast so it's no wonder that many men are still fascinated by the wiggling, jiggling milk bags.

Women also appreciate breasts whether they are straight or gay. Celebrities have often evened the playing field by posing naked for magazine covers, thus perpetuating this infatuation.

For a more indepth look at who appreciates their own boobs, watch the following video. [Don't forget to turn the sound up]

4 comments:

polliwog said...

Funny stuff! See that only works with the nice little boobs though. I'd need an extra pair of hands to hold mine up (sigh).

Comedy + said...

Dr. J. Bwahahahahah... The post was hilarious, but the video had me ROFLMAO! Great post.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Better tell Polli that generally speaking, there would be a few guys who might assist her. Great post Jacqui!


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Kilroy_60 said...

You get the boobie prize, Doc. You've been tagged!

I knew I had to visit you straight away to get my Monday off to a good start.